Soccer Penalty Kick Poem
Sitting there black and white
The game depends upon its flight
The ball will go left or right depending on my choice of flight
The goalie is on the line shall I kick it left or right
I will fake to the left and kick it to the right
In to the goal the ball goes
My team mates grab my clothes
I run fast and slide on my stomach ouch I hit my nose
DUCT TAPE
So much depends on duct tape
From the space time continuum
To a Leakey faucet
Where would we be if the Duck was not there for us